Once there was an elderly couple that lived on a farm. One day the farmer came to his wife and grabbed her boobs.He said, "If we could get milk out of these things, we could get rid of the cows."The next day he approached her, grabbed her butt, and said, "If we could get eggs out of this thing, we could get rid of the chickens."His wife turned around, reached between his legs, and said, "If you could get this hard, we could get rid of your brother."
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