The first five letters of the alphabet decided to go hitchhiking across the country... (x-post from r/dadjokes)

The first five letters of the alphabet decided to go hitchhiking across the country. A truck stopped next to the side of the road and picked up the first four. The driver said "How many of you are there?" The letters replied, "There's five of us." The driver said, "I only see four of ya." "It's okay.", said the letters, "E's on down the road."

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