Found it [here](http://www.yelp.com/topic/garden-city-finished-benders-joke-in-the-breakfast-club)
>A naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a three foot salami in the other...
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>Bartender says "well I guess you won't be needing a drink"...
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>Naked lady says "I got these for my husband"
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>Bartender says "GOOD TRADE !"
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