A policeman is driving late one night when he see a car swerving across the road ahead of him. He pulls the car over and approaches the driver side door. The window rolls down and the policeman sees the car is empty except for a bra on the wheel.
The policeman asks "Excuse me, have you been drinking"
"Are you kidding?" The bra replies "I'm off me tits"
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