The Donut Joke

So there's this donut on a boat, and he decides

"hey i'm gonna drive the boat"

so he hops out of his little donut box and rolls across the deck and up the stairs and says

"hey cap'n, can i drive the boat?"

the captain says,

"no, you're a donut, get back in your box"

So the donut says, "okay!"

and rolls down the stairs, across the deck and back into the box. A few hours later he says

"I bet cap'n was just busy, he'll let me drive the boat now."

so he hops out of his little donut box and rolls across the deck and up the stairs and says

"hey cap'n, can i drive the boat?"

the captain says, "you're still a donut, get back in your box."


So the donut says, "okay!"

and rolls down the stairs, across the deck and back into the box. A few hours later he says "I bet cap'n was just a little upset, he SURELY will let me drive the boat now."

so he hops out of his little donut box and rolls across the deck and up the stairs and says "hey cap'n, can i drive the boat?"

the captain says, "look donut, if you bring this up one more time i'm going to throw you overboard for mutiny"

So the donut says, "okay!"

and rolls down the stairs, across the deck and back into the box. A few hours later he says "cap'n must have been mad, dealing with a lot of stuff, he'll let me drive the boat now."

so he hops out of his little donut box and rolls across the deck and up the stairs and says "hey cap'n, can i drive the boat?"

[***PLOP*** donut gets thrown into the ocean...](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2uo27r/a_couples_50th_wedding_anniversary/)

^^ link to part 2 of the joke.