There was a hippy on a bus. He saw a hott nun so he started to hit on her, after about 5 minutes he asked her if she wanted to have sex. She slapped him and ran off the bus. The bus driver feels bad for the hippy and tells him if he wants to have sex he needs to dress up like god. So the next day he goes to the church and starts to have his way with her about halfway into it he takes off his clothes and says ha ha bitch im the hippy from the bus, she takes off her clothes and says ha ha im the bus driver.
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