A son asks his dad, what is the difference between a theory and reality?
The dad decides to teach the son using a live example and tells the son to ask his mother if she would sleep with the neighbor for $2m.
The son goes and ask and replies "Dad, she said yes."
The dad then says, go ask your sister if she would sleep with the neighbor for $2m.
The son asks and replies "she said yes."
The dad then sits the son down and explains, "in theory we should have $4m but in reality we have 2 sluts."
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