. . . he stepped out of the car and asked the nearest police officer what was going on.
The officer replied, "There has been a fatal accident on this road."
This was a small town, so the officer, figuring the man might know the deceased, asked if he would be willing to help identify the body as there was no ID to be found.
The man agreed, and the officer warned him "This will be hard to look at--the driver was decapitated in the crash." He proceeded to lead the man over to the wreckage.
The officer picked up the driver's head and held it up so the man could see the face.
The man said, "Yeah, that's my neighbor, Jim, but he's a bit taller than I remember."
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