I had a strange dream the other day about these hairy midgets with a ring...

They were hell-bent on destroying it in this volcano. They had a wizard, a dwarf and some elves to help them. It was really, really detailed and I woke up feeling I could write a brilliant story about it, but as soon as I got up and went to put pen to paper, the details faded from my mind... It was at that point that I realised I was only Tolkien in my sleep.

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