A man was walking on the beach when he stubbed his toe on an object in the sand. He bent over to pick it up and saw it was a magic lamp. Grinning, he eagerly rubs the lamp and a cloud of smoke pours forth and a genie appears.
The genie looks down and says, "You have rubbed my lamp so I shall grant you three wishes. Use them wisely, because I'm kind of a dick." Unperturbed, the man says, "Genie, I wish to be a wealthy man, I want to have a lot of money in my bank account." The genie nods and says, "Shocker! All right" *Poof* "Check your bank statement." The man checks his statement and it shows a balance of $100,000,000.
The genie looks at the man and says, "Alright, what's next?"
The man says, "Genie, I wish for a mansion in Beverly Hills, complete with servants, swimming pools, tennis courts, a home theater, servants, cooks, and maids. The genie rolls his eyes and says "Sure thing boss." *Poof* They are now standing in a large mansion complete with everything the man had asked for.
The Genie says, "Alright, hurry it up with the last wish so I can go back and watch the game." The man is at a loss. He has lots of money, a beautiful house with servants cooks and maids. Then he remembers he has nobody to share it with. He says, "Genie, I want to be between the legs of one of the most beautiful women in the world and be able to please her for as long as she will have me." The Genie smirks and says, "Sure thing." *Poof* The man turns into Megan Fox's vibrator.
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