Once,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new
office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good
impression since he was new, so he pretended to be on the phone.
The man waited patiently. The detective hung up. "As you can
se,I'm very busy,"said the detective. "What can I do for you?"
"Not much," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone,"
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