There was a woman who wanted bigger boobs.
She went to a doctor to find out if there was another way to get bigger boobs other than surgery.
He replied, "Yes, all that you have to do is say, 'Oogy,oogy I want bigger boobies' for 3 hours every day."
She was walking down the street saying, "Oogy, oogy I want bigger boobies."
All of a sudden a man walked up to her.
He asked, "Dr. Harris, right?"
"Yes," she replied. "How did you know?"
The man replied, "Hickory dickory dock!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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