How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
10 posters to claim the light bulb failed because of George Bush's policies.
20 to denounce those 10 and blame the failure on the previous administration.
1 to say that if you were any damn good at all you wouldn't need the freaking light bulb.
3 to say that those of you talking about light bulbs aren't working and should get back to work.
1 to say there's really 7 that are burned out, the government's lying to us that there's only 1.
Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Calamjo
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