The Cure

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can
do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by
inserting a suppository up his anal passage.
The man agrees and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tell him to bend over
and shoves the thing way up his behind.
The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in
six hours.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to
obtain the required depth.
He calls his wife over and tells her what to do.
The wife nods, put one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other
shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams, "Arrgghhhh!"
"What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he
had BOTH hands on my shoulders."