Once, a young lawyer was appearing the first trial of his career in a court. As he proceeded to speak to the judge in defence of his client, he felt nervous and kept repeating, "My Lord, my unfortunate client... My Lord, my unfortunate client..." The judge said, "Go on, go on, young man! As far as you have proceeded, the court agrees with you!"
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