Man: Doctor, I have this orange dick, its freaking me out, have you ever heard of such a thing?
Doctor: Hmm interesting, mind if I take a peak?
So the man breaks out his bright orange man meat for the doctor to inspect.
Doctor: By god! You're not kidding, you just woke up and it was like this? Have you had any traumatic experiences lately?
Man: Well it started slowly turning slight orange a few weeks ago and it wasn't until this morning I realized it was like this- bright orange. Life has been very crazy lately though, my girlfriend recently left me after I lost my job and Ive been very stressed out and drinking a lot.
Doctor: Im sorry to hear that, what have you been doing since then?
Man: Honestly... Ive just been sitting around watching porn and eating Cheetos.
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