A man suspects his kid is skipping school during the day. He buys a robot that slaps anyone who tells a lie, and sits it down at the table with his kid and wife. He asks his son, "Where were you during first period today, Jimmy?" The kid says, "School, of course!" The robot slaps the kid. The dad says, "Really Jimmy, where were you during first period today?" The kid says "At my friends house, watching a movie." The robot is still. The dad asks, "What movie were you 2 watching?" The kid says "We were watching Toy Story, dad!" The robot slaps the kid again. "Tell me the truth, what movie were you 2 watching?" The kid admits, "We watched a porno called Anal Avengers 4." Surprised, the dad says "Youre skipping school to watch porn movies?! I didnt even know what porn was at your age!". The robot slaps the dad. The mom starts laughing and says "Well, he *is* your son, honey!". The robot slaps the mom.
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