A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some easy money off him (bribe) so they challenged him, "Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?"
The man replied, "I didn't like where I was buried, so I am relocating."
The policemen fainted.
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