The circus came to town and needed a new lion tamer. The ringmaster put an ad in the local paper asking for the people of the town to come in for tryouts for the lion tamer job.
The next day there was a long line of town folk waiting to take their turn at lion taming. At the front of the line is a beautiful blonde in a trench coat.
The ring master says, to the blonde "Are you ready for your tryout?" She replies "Yes" and the ring master puts her in the cage with the lion.
The lion roars and charges then leaps at the blonde. The blonde rips open her trench coat and lion falls to the ground and begins to lick her feet.
The ringmaster walks over to the next guy in line and says, "That's impressive, do you think you can do that?" The man replies, "Heck yeah, just get that god damn lion out of there."
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