... and had 3 preferencial candidates, a french guy, a british guy and a portuguese guy.
They all had the same final test, which was to kill their wives with a handgun.
First one was the french. He immediatly refused, saying he could never kill his beloved wife.
Next was the british guy. He paced around inside the room his wife was, but after 10 minutes he handed back the gun, all teary eyed, saying he could not do it.
Last one was the portuguese guy. He went into the room and as soon as the door closed, they heard 3 shots. After that they heard a lot of noise, like cursing, stuff breaking, yelling and after a couple of minutes, complete silence.
The portuguese guy came out, visibly tired and said:
"You guys could have told me the gun had blanks. I had to beat her to death."
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