Ole died, so Lena went to the local paper to publish an obituary. The editor, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, "Just print 'Ole died'."
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died?' There must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If you're concerned about the price, the first five words are free. You must say something more."
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.' "
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