The Chewing Gum

A boy and a girl were returning home from school, and they stopped by a grocery.The boy went inside to buy a chew gum for the girl.He returned and gave it to her,but the problem was...the vendor didn't hear the boy well and gave him a razor blade...the girl put it in her mouth and smiled from one ear to another.

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