After J. K. Rowling announced that she might write a Harry Potter sequel (Harry Potter was last seen as a married dad), people were asked to predict the title of the next book. Here’s what they divined:
1) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber
2) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ask-Your-Mom
3) Harry Potter and the Financial Portfolio of Doom
4) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone
5) Harry Potter and the Quest to Buy a House in the Hogwarts School District
6) Harry Potter and the Quidditch Mom
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