Man walks into his bedroom with a chicken in his hand.
The wife looks up and says "What..."
The man then announces "this is the pig I fuck when ur not home honey..."
The women annoyed comments "That's a chicken dumbass"
The man startled looks at the chicken in his hand , slightly scared , whispered to the chicken "don't listen to her darling"...
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