"The first test is to lift a bag that is the size of a human and carry it to safety out of a building.", says the chief.
Mike succeeds.
"Next, you must show us your driving skills and show that you can handle a police car.", the chief says.
Mike succeeds.
"Now, for your final test, I want you to go shoot a black teenager and three songbirds.", says the chief.
"Why should I shoot three songbirds?", says Mike.
"Congratulations, you've got the job!", says the chief.
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