Yesterday,I had Cesium with which to play.Now all my fingers have been blown away.And silence reigns since yesterday.Suddenly,I'm just half the man I used to be.I have no eyes with which to see.My legs have parted company.Why she had to blow,I don't know,I can only say.Something went awful wrong,In the waterbed where we lay.Yesterday,Her sky blue path seemed such an easy way.Now I know there is a price to pay.Oh, I believed just yesterday.---Songs of Cesium #117
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