Don't Play God!

God is tired of man thinking more highly of himself than he
ought to, and he's especially upset now that man is messing with
DNA and cloning. So he comes down to earth just as there's a
Scientist's Convention going on.


After the last speaker speaks, God walks up to the podium and
introduces himself - "Hello, I am God. Yes, I am real, and I am
sick of you all trying to play Me. I am the Creator and you need
to stay out of my business."


One of the scientists stands up and says, "Well, I tell you
what, God. Let's go outside, and if I can make a man, you leave
us alone. If I can't, we'll stop."


God agrees and they go outside. God spits in the dirt and starts
molding a man out of the mud. The scientist also bends down and
takes a handful of dirt.


"Wait!" God says, "Get your own dirt!"