So shortly after God created Eve God calls Adam over for a chat.
"So how is everything going with this new female?"
"She"s fantastic God. There's just one problem. Smell this."
Adam puts his fingers up to God's nose and God takes a whiff.
"Fuck Adam, that smells terrible. Where on my green Earth did that come from?"
"Well that came from Eve's pussy."
"Oh no, where's Eve now?"
"She's in the ocean washing it out."
"Dammit don't let her do that. Now all the fish are going to stink."
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