The Bulge..

Martin was a new kid at school. He walked up to his new friend James, crying "Hey what's wrong man?" asked James "None of the girls here like me." Martin said James decides to help out."I'll tell you what to do Martin... wear some tracksuit bottoms, and shove a potato into it so you'll have a big bulge in it... then go walk by the girls... then check out how they'll love ya!!" The next day Martin comes in again Crying, "What's wrong now Martin?" James asks "Well, I did what you said, but the girls just laughed at me, and made fun of me." He remarked."For Goodness Sakes Martin, you were supposed to put the Potato in the FRONT!!!!"

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