Countries or as the British call it "Cunt-Trees", as the name suggests, are trees that grow Cunts. When the Cunt-Tree sprouts it takes some time for it to reach the age where it can bare fruit. Eventually the Cunt-Tree will be full of cunts and some of cunts will reach full maturity and start to fall and be noticed. When people notice that the cunt tree is full of cunts they shake the tree as the cunt fruit is known to spoil the soil and poison the animals. The bigger the Cunt-Tree, the more difficult it is to shake the cunts off or get rid of the tree completely. The people's rejoice over their victory over the cunts is short lived as the Cunt-Tree will inevitably grow back a new set of cunts.
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