...yet she dutifully stays by his side every single day. At last when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. Painfully, he whispers to her, eyes full of tears "Darling, you've always been with me. All through the bad times, when I got fired, when my business failed you were there. When we lost the house, our first born child and when my health began to fail to stayed by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad fucking luck"
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