The Brain Implant

Two brain-scientists are having an heated argument about wether or not having a brain implant that will explode when you say something stupid would benefit anyone:

Scientist #1:
"It would pressure them to think before they say something, thus making the amount of stupid things they say decrease."

Scientist #2:
"No it wouldn't. If they are already stupid, the implant would not aid them in the decision making process of wether something is stupid or not, thus not helping."

Seeing as they were not going to agree, they decided to put this theory to the test. They look through state high-school drop-out records until they think they have found somebody who would meet the requirements of this test. They contact him and explain the test their predicament and are astounded when agrees to have surgery.

After the surgery, the two scientists walk up the steps to the ICU. They find the patient in a hospital bed, playing on his phone.

Scientist #1:
"How do you feel?"

The man chooses his words carefully. After about 10 seconds of waiting, he replies

Man:
"I'm alright. I have quite the head ache though."

Scientist #1
"As expected. Do you have any concerns about the device?"

The man, after carefully choosing his words again replies:
"Yes."
He stops for a moment.
"Can it kill me?"

Boom.






Sorry if you didn't like it. It is one of my first jokes.