A boyfriend is having his first dinner at his girlfriends house with her parents. Things are going great when the women leave the table to give the men some time to talk. Suddenly, the boyfriend feels bloated and is trying to not fart in the dead silence. The family dog, Duke, is sitting under his chair and he gets an idea. He slowly lets one go when the father yells "Duke!". The plan worked and he lets a louder one go. "Duke!" the father says again. The boyfriend finally decides to go for broke and lets out as much as he can. "DUKE! Get out from under that chair before that boy shits on you!"
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