I was once dating this girl and was set to meet her parents for dinner one evening. The day of I noticed a new Mexican restaurant had opened, being a bean enthusiast I decided to stroll in for a bowl of beans.
Well I stayed for 5 bowls of beans and made my way to my date. I got there, met the parents and things were going smoothly, but my God did I have to fart! As we were eating I had enough and decided to let just a little out.
My dates father then yells "Spot! Out from under the table" to the dog resting beneath the table. The dog didn't move and the dad didn't seem to care. So I decided to let some a little more out. And the same thing happened
"Spot, get out from underneath the table!" Yells the man of the house again. I tested the waters a few more times, and then I decided to really let loose.
The dad then slams his fist on the table and exclaims "Spot goddammit get out from under the table before this guy shits all over ya!"
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