The Boss With No Ears

A successful businessman owns his own company. While he is quite accomplished, he has a very short temper, especially regarding his physical deformity - he was born with no ears.

He is holding interviews with potential new employees. The first interviewee has pretty good credentials, and his interview goes well. At the end of the interview, the boss says "Now before you go, is there anything you notice about me?"

The man responds, "Well, yes. I couldn't help but notice that you don't have ears."

The boss is enraged that he had the gall to point it out, and told him to get out of his office immediately.

A second interviewee with even better credentials than the first comes in the office, and thoroughly impresses the boss with his interview. After they finish, the boss asked him the same final question, and with the response of "You haven't any ears" the second man was dismissed as well.

A third interviewee enters the boss's office. His credentials aren't nearly as good as the first two, and his interview only goes *okay*.

Annoyed, the boss ends the interview: "Alright, before we finish up, is there anything you notice about me?"

The interviewee responds, "You wear contact lenses, don't you?"

The boss is amazed. "Why yes I do! How on earth could you know that?"

"Well, it's kinda hard to wear glasses without any fucking ears."

He got the job.