Hobo walks back into the camp where his buddies are having dinner. He is all happy and smiling.
They ask, why are you so happy.
He replies, well, I was walking along the track and found a beautiful woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and we had sex for hours.
One of his buddies asks: "Did you get any head"
"No", he replied, "the train took most of that".
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