"I don't know what's wrong with me," she said. "I've been very short-tempered lately. I'm always yelling at my husband and kids over the silliest little things."
"Sounds like stress," said the doctor. "Maybe you need to exercise more. Tell you what, try running ten miles a day. Call me in two weeks and let me know how things are going."
So two weeks later the doctor got a call. "Well, I followed your advice. I've been running ten miles every day."
"Splendid! And how are things between you and your family?"
"How the hell should I know? I'm 140 miles from home!"
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