A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question:"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"The blonde looked a little surprised, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted:"I don't know!""Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"So, the blonde wandered over to a restaurant where some friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview.The blonde couldn't be happier."It's my first day on the job, and it went great.""I'm already working on a murder case!"
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