5 minutes before landing in Melbourne the pilot says to the passengers
' Good morning everyone, we hope you enjoyed your flight with Qantas. It is currently 14 degrees and cloudy. Have a great day' After the speech the pilot puts the mic down forgetting to mute it. So the other pilot goes on to saying...
' So what are u going to do when we land'?
'Well first im gonna get something to eat, take a shit then im gonna bang the blonde flight attendant at the back. The flight attendant runs to front trying to warn the pilot to turn the mic off when she suddenly trips over an old ladies hand bag. The old lady looks down and says.
' Slow down love he has to take a shit first'!
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