A blond woman goes into a pub, where a ventriloquist sits at the scene with a puppet who tells the one blonde joke after the other. After a while the blonde gets angry and goes up to the ventriloquist and says: "shut up about all the blonde jokes, we are not that stupid".
The ventriloquist then replies: "Sorry, but these are just jokes, you are not supposed to take them seriously".
"I was not talking to you, I was talking to that little bastard on your lap".
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