The Blonde and da Mirror


There is a legend that goes like this.... In a bar somewhere in America there is a special mirror. If you walk up to the mirror and tell it a statment that is true it grants you 1 wish. If you tell it a lie ... POOF!! It eats you up.
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So one day a Blonde, Brunette and a redhead walk up to the mirror and the brunette says she will say something to it first. So off she goes...this is what she says..."I think i am the most prettiest lady in the world." POOF!! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the redhead goes up to the mirror and says..."I think i am the sexiest woman in the world." POOF!! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the Blonde goes up to the mirrorand says..." I think..." POOF!! the mirror eats her up.


R U Laffing???????? LOLHEHHHEHEHEHHEE

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