There was two guys that came out of a bar.
One looked up and said, "That's the moon."
The other one said, "No it's not, that's the sun."
They were arguing back and fourth until a blonde came up to them.
They asked her what it was, and she said, "I don't know. I'm not from around here."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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