A nun is taking a bath when someone knocks at the door.
She asks who it is, and the person says, "The blind man."
So she lets him come into the bathroom.
The man enters the room and says, "Nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"
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(from "The Vicar Of Dibley")
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