The biggest man

My son told me his school bully was in love with his crush. now as a nice dad this certainly will not do! :) :O) ;)
I researched the bully my son has that loves his crush my sons crush and found the boys house what i did then it will shock you: "hello my son tells me youre giving him a hard time, i looked at the bully, he said, yeah youre boys a real f**g, can you blame me? i said this: hello my son tells me you like the crush he's got. my son likes the girl and i guess i'll leave it up to fate. funny how we bonded here tonight. i said this: hello, my son tells me you're his bully but funny how we bonded this nigth?"

turns out i was the BIGGEST MAN