He was just a head, no body, no arms and no legs. When he was 10 he had to participate in the swimming carnival for his school. He signed up for the freestyle 100 meters, and got placed on the starting platform. When the starting gun fired, Head rolled into the water and sank to the bottom.
When a school mate realises he didn't finish at the end, he found Head, dived in to save him and placed him on a bench nearby.
His schoolmate said "Head! What happened?''
Head replied ''Cramps''
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