A father brings home a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie

and thought dinner would be a great time to test it out.

"So son, where were you doing school today?"

"At School, Dad."

The robot slaps the kid.

"Okay fine, I was watching a DVD at Bill's."

"What movie?"

"The Amazing Hulk."

The robot slaps the kid.

"Okay fine! It was porn! I was watching porn!"

"What!? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was!"

The robot slaps the Dad.

"Haha, well, after all, he IS your son!"

The robot slaps the mother.

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