two men in a bar on the 28th floor of a building. first guy says to the second," i bet you $100 i can jump out that window and jump back in again a second later, unharmed" the second guy accepts and the first guy does exactly as he said. The second guy is totally shocked (and getting drunk) and he bets another $300 that he cant do it again. Well he does do it again, and the second guy has to pay up. Then the second guy decides that he could do it too, and bets $500 that he could. Laughing, the first man accepts, and the second man jumps out the window, and falls to his death.
Then the bar-tender turns to the first man and says, "gee, you can be a real bastard when your drunk, Superman"
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