The other day I saw a magical beanstalk, so like any other would do - I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman I've ever seen, naked on a leaf. "Come have sex with me," she said. "Or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad at all. You'd probably do her, but she wasn't anything to brag about. She too beckoned to me saying, "come have sex with me. Or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful. I mean, really hot - the hottest I've ever seen. She also said, "come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so I carried on climbing and was shocked to see an old man standing on a leaf, naked.
I was so outraged, I yelled: "Who the fuck are you?"
He replied, "I'm Cess."
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