Victoria calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come to work today. I'm really sick. I have a headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I can not come to work."
Pao says, "You know Victoria, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my husband and tell him to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."
Two hours later Victoria calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great. I will be at work soon. You have a nice house."
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