A man walks through the highlands in a battering storm and sees a castle on a hill.
He trudges up to it and knocks on the door.
A man wearing a kilt and tartan opens the door.
"Hello there, it is a horrid night and I were wondering if I could stay for the night."
"Aye, you can come in, I'm having a party.
"Really, what is it like?"
" Oh, we have sex, whisky, amazing food, and beautiful people."
The man enters and asks "So, how many people are here?"
The scot shuts the door, locks it and says "Aye... just you and me."
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